Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 05, 2012
Transcript:
Delta: "Do you know there are over 120 celebrity fragrances? Everyone from Donald Trump to Justin Bieber has a smell" Luann: "How does that work? Do celebs personally mix their own formulas?" Bernice: "I can just see the biebs in a lab coat. Stirring beakers" Delta: "I think they drop by the lab, sniff samples, go "this one" and walk out with a million dollar check" Luann: "Heck. I could do that! My nose can sniff just as well as Jennifer Lopez's" Bernice: "Cept your nose isn't on a famous face" Delta: "Obviously, we're WAY too unfamous to know an appealing fragrance" Luann: "Yeah. I'm so ordinary, I'd probably pick 'eau de rat poo' as my smell" Bernice: "If you put on any more samples, you'll be there"
Why do old ladies always wear about a gallon and a half of perfume?