Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 05, 2012
Transcript:
Delta: "Do you know there are over 120 celebrity fragrances? Everyone from Donald Trump to Justin Bieber has a smell" Luann: "How does that work? Do celebs personally mix their own formulas?" Bernice: "I can just see the biebs in a lab coat. Stirring beakers" Delta: "I think they drop by the lab, sniff samples, go "this one" and walk out with a million dollar check" Luann: "Heck. I could do that! My nose can sniff just as well as Jennifer Lopez's" Bernice: "Cept your nose isn't on a famous face" Delta: "Obviously, we're WAY too unfamous to know an appealing fragrance" Luann: "Yeah. I'm so ordinary, I'd probably pick 'eau de rat poo' as my smell" Bernice: "If you put on any more samples, you'll be there"
Namrepus over 12 years ago
Ah, the fragrance cloud. More effective at dispersing a crowd than tear gas and rubber bullets.
Obenavides over 12 years ago
Man… if you light up a match in that area and with all those fumes they’ll be blown to kingdom come.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
Why do old ladies always wear about a gallon and a half of perfume?
winterhawk11 over 12 years ago
I read somewhere that it’s because their olfactory sensors don’t work as well as they get older, so they have to use more scent before their noses register the fact that they have any on. Sounds reasonable to me.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I hate to ask, but what would Tiffany’s (the “Luann” character, not the singer) perfume smell like?
chireef over 12 years ago
wish that they would come up with one that smelled like 57 Chevy or Corinthian leather, truth is even one that smelled like wet dog would be better than some of those that are out there
Cinquefoil over 12 years ago
Eau de Bacon. Yes.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Ahh, the teenaged girls, lingering at the perfume counter and stinking up the store! Sunday is fun!
Cloudchaser over 12 years ago
Some say there’s no such thing as an aphrodisiac. But when a man smells his wife wearing the special perfume she only wears when she plans on seducing him…
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
Donald Trump has a smell? No wonder we always stay clear of him! LOL.
flyertom over 12 years ago
Hoppe’s No. 9
johnjohn4321 over 12 years ago
Women could entice all the men they want of they would just make a bacon scented perfume.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 12 years ago
Aside from the smell of the fragrances the chemicals that they are made from are actually toxic. I have seen studies showing that up to 20% of the US population is chemically sensitive.
Bill Chapman over 12 years ago
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Find her in the dark, you can. Pick her out in the blindfold spin-the-bottle game…
Mordock999 over 12 years ago
Ahhhhh, Ladies?
My I SUGGEST “Essence of COFFEE”?
The fragrance that SCREAMS: “Come and GET It!!!!”
iminmaine over 12 years ago
Tiffany’s would smell like a fresh copy of People magazine; Eau de Vapid.
Mighty_Mouse over 12 years ago
Women are way too hooked on artificial smellifiers. Usually get it wrong as well. Natural (but clean) smells the best.
luannfan over 12 years ago
Reminds me of Seinfeld’s Kramer and “the beach” cologne.
jdunham over 12 years ago
Eau de eww.
ewalnut over 12 years ago
Because their noses don’t work so well anymore — and they can’t tell the odor is too strong.
JOregon over 12 years ago
I really don’t understand WHY people feel they need to wear that stuff.For many of us it is a HUGE HEADACHE creator.
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
eau eau…..
imbaldeagle over 12 years ago
Pheromones are chemicals that are secreted in our sweat (and other bodily fluids) that are believed to release neurotransmitters that directly modify the behavior of the opposite sex, such as triggering sexual excitement. Scientists have long hypothesized that these pheromones are natural sexual attractants that wield a powerful influence on their mating habits. In fact, many studies have shown that people who produce higher than average amounts of pheromones have greater success with members of the opposite sex..Perfume probably masks these natural attractants. That may have been the real reason that Napoleon famously sent his wife, Josephine, a letter saying “Coming home in three days: don’t wash.”
boldyuma over 12 years ago
What was that old joke about a guy who could identify
an outhouse door on a tuna boat blindfolded?…/;-)
samfran6-0 over 12 years ago
I am one of those older women but, I don’t wear a lot of perfume because I know it could be overwhelming. I spray it in front of me then walk into it. I figure that should be enough even though I can’t smell it too well. I have smelled ‘younger’ women have had on so much that when they left the room the scent was so strong you’re gasping for air. So, it has nothing to do with age. It’s your own class or not!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
Eau de BACON
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 12 years ago
or would that be Grease de BACON?
LadyLew over 12 years ago
eau de rien
CrypticWizard over 12 years ago
Eau de eau. Smells just like water. In fact, it is only water. Scented water, that comes in tiny little bottles that cost upwards of $50.00. I never quite understood that.
tegm over 12 years ago
I figured they have people coming up with the fragrance for them just like they have people coming up with their lyrics for them.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
If I could mix one up, it would be vanilla and peppermint. Yum!
Kayreid over 12 years ago
How can Luann be cancelled. I now take the paper republicAnd don’t want or need. Can’t find any other way toCancell Kay
FrostbiteFalls almost 2 years ago
Paula Poundstone had a hilarious take on celebrity fragrances. On an appearance on Letterman in the 80s, she has questions about Cher’s fragrance. I’m paraphrasing, but she asks, “What is it about it that says ‘Cher’? Is it like a musk, do they squeeze her to get it out of her? I can just picture a husband coming home and saying to his wife, “Honey…you smell like Cher! Sing ‘Half-Breed’!”