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Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 15, 2013
Transcript:
Delta: "Tiffany has the wrong job, but at least she HAS one. I'm still looking" Bernice: "Come see me, Delta. I'll help you find a job" Luann: "Hi, Quill! You look cute in your outfit!" Delta: "Hey, no flirting!" Bernice: "Yeah. Hungry customers waiting!" Luann: "Fine. I'll have the chef" Quill: "Chef's special?" Luann: "No. The chef"
Angelalex242 over 11 years ago
Luckily for Quill, TJ isnât overly concerned with flirting on the job.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
âAwww!-Ful Customer ServiceââAl Fresco Flirt-ohââOrdering A La FlirteâorâA Sappy Meal To Go, Pleaseâ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
âSponsoredâ byâŠSnarlâs Jr./ HardleeâsâŠ. âHey- be glad weâre open! How about that?â.. â Pizza What?/Juan John Sliverâs⊠âThanks for rating us 73rd best⊠it shows weâre trying, and getting better every day!â⊠â Tock Oh-Well âŠâYou want it right, or do you want it fast?â-Wok Star⊠âOur Food is all that, and Din Sum!â⊠âOur food is great, just ask our most famous customer- Rick Shaw!â â and byâŠ.
The Krusty Krab⊠âCome spend your money here!â
ShagsCA over 11 years ago
num num num
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
I thought Quill was left handed.
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
IamJayBluE: there was a strip in which Quill noticed that Luann was and said he was as well. He could tell by the way her handwriting slanted.
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
Brdshtt: hah. Seriously, I remember the strip where they first met and Quill said he was left handed too. Evans must have forgotten.
TheDOCTOR over 11 years ago
Doesnât it seem as though Luann pulls her shoulders back and âŠwell, âshows it offâ when Quill is around. âș
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
Thanks for the info Brdshtt and IamJay. I had no idea Evans had intended to drop Quill from the column or that he likes to keep the readers guessing.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Aah, you get bad case of âhung chow.â ^Would go to the doctor for that, but he annoys me⊠always trying to get a rice out of meâŠ..
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
IamJay: or, as my mom used to say âCâest la meme DAMN chose.â A little bi-language humor.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
No flirting with the customers⊠TJ, fire his lame @$$ and deport him back to Oz!
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Luann: âQuill, sweety, I donât want to seem like a complainer, but, WHAT is this on my plate?âMPQ: âItâs the hamburger you orderedâŠâLuann: âIt tastes like shoe leather wrapped in tissue!âMPQ: âAce! I must be getting better at this!â
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
LOL, If Oz is at the window taking orders, and Tj is in the back playing chef, AND Luann wants the chefâŠ^^I was thinking that TOO
Snark-impaired over 11 years ago
Whereâs TJ? I thought he was going to wait on the customers, while Quill cooked.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
LOL, If Oz is at the window taking orders, and Tj is in the back playing chef, AND Luann wants the chef⊠^I had to run that one a bit over, myself⊠For Quillâs sake, hopefully TJ ran off to go on his two hour breakâŠ.. Or Quill is now just the appetizer!âŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I guess it should also be noted that Delta is confirming that as of right now, Tiffany still is working in the âKidz Firstâ program at âHonest Abe ElementaryââŠ.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Maybe TJ changed his mind and suddenly decided heâs had enough rest, and would like to get back to⊠ahemâŠ. cooking, againâŠ
Namrepus over 11 years ago
Lu and Q are becoming Richandamy.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Sorry, Bernice. Sorry, Delta. Luann has dibs on the chef. Just give her whatever she wants, Quill, and be fast about itâŠ.
DaJellyBelly over 11 years ago
TJ said that he did not like cooking full time. That leads me to believe that they take turns cooking.
loubarra over 11 years ago
Ambidextrous ?
EricPost over 11 years ago
And Delta has no job and we have a foreigner taking a job from an America. Nice of Luann to think of her friends.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 11 years ago
So Ya Want to âHAVEâ the Chef, Huh Lu-Lu?
Well Get READY for Heart-Break, Because Once Heâs âHADâ You, Youâll Never SEE Him AgainâŠâŠ,
peggyh60 over 11 years ago
High time for a romance for Bernice! Get with it Greg!
ManateeGag over 11 years ago
if the food truck is rockinâ donât come a knockinâ
also, donât eat there.
seismic-2 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Who designed the food truck employeeâs uniforms? Quill looks like an organ grinderâs monkey.
Hugh Manatee over 11 years ago
TJâs the chef. Luann wants TJ?
Contessa Carrington over 11 years ago
For all of you debating if Quill is left-handed, consider that he might just be abidextrious. Problem solved. Now you can be absorbed by the constant foolishness of IamJayBluE.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Since weâre on the subject, here are some facts about the different types of âHandednessâ and âAmbidexterityâ , along with an interesting test to see if you are one or another kind⊠â http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness â http://mentalfloss.com/article/30667/11-facts-about-ambidextrousâ http://hunternuttall.com/resources/handedness/
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
Initially all jobs were done by native americans but the ferreners from Europe and Asia and Africa moved in
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen over 11 years ago
Complicating is fun
Willow Mt Lyon over 11 years ago
Some people can write either left or right. They are rare, but Quill could be one of them. Greg might retire some of the characters in the strip once they graduate from high school and move on. Bern and Zane would make a great young adult couple.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Iâve heard from many that attended certain parochial schools, that the nuns there âstrongly discouragedâ writng with the left hand, for the same reason that left is called âSinisterâ in latin, and âDexterâ is latin for right⊠they were purported to believe that itâsâŠ.letâs say, not goodâŠ. to write with the left hand, and âonly correctâ to write with the right⊠- Growing up as a young child, I was comfortable with the pen/pencil in my left hand, and only switched to right, because at that age, I âsaw everyone else doing itââŠ. I can write with both, but Iâve found that you can really tell how far your penmanship has come, when you use a certain hand to do itâŠAnd, like you, I find that using left or right can have certain advantages in different situations, similar to what you mentioned with driving⊠Iâm slightly left dominant, myself, but can switch for different activities, depending on the situationâŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Good one!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
So true.. he also makes sure to get plenty of rest on his bi-annual 6 month sabbaticalâŠ.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Imagine if Lynn Johnstonâs strip was: âFor Betterer Or WorstererââŠ.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
âŠwhile TJ is somewhere else ^Most likely âsupervisingâ from a âremoteâ locationâŠ. overseeing by a cell phone⊠when OzzyBoy has a problem, he just sends TJ a Pic and Text Message, and after a couple of days, when the problemâs solved, TJ finally respondsâŠ.
Argy.Bargy2 over 11 years ago
And @howtheduck <<<<<<<<<<<<< Thanks for the dates. I went back to the 2002 and finally found out (a bit) about Zane. Yes, exciting all right â so was Bradâs first âsaveâ of a person from a fire when he was just an EMT. And there was a nice comic touch on August 21, when Bernice was lamenting the fact that sheâd finally found a guy to trust, and he might be dead and her response to that was âWhy does everything always happen to me?!â (Just in case folks think that Bernice is always a deep thinker and Luann is always shallow.)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< But my question wasnât about whether Berniceâs romances are more exciting than Luannâs, it was about why everyone figures that she had to be attached to someone for the story to be interesting. I, for one, am applauding the fact that she is doing good work as a counselor and may have found the work sheâd like to do for life. That is no small thing. I have a lot of cousins, nieces and nephews who are part way or all the way through college and are floundering around trying to find something. A cartoon character who has identified a mission in his or her life is a great thing!
JayBluE over 11 years ago
I donât want to get too deep in the middle of it, but something to think about, with the subject being discussed of âforeigners coming and taking over thingsâ: There was a time when those âoriginally nativeâ to this particular land found âimmigrantsâ and "illegal aliensâ coming and âtaking overâ rocks (Plymouth), jobs and property (driving families into forced relocation and "Manifest Destinyâ and all) and also brought over âconscripted, forced laborâ, purposely bringing over peoples of different lands to have them to labor under many⊠reasons⊠â So it seems that âforeign job takeoverâ and " illegal immigrants" and all of this seem to be pretty much only acceptable when it suits a particular interest of certain onesâ needs, and when it is of benefit to them, at that time âŠ. HmmâŠ
JayBluE over 11 years ago
He did say his would be health food, so I guess as long as itâs healthy, itâs what he makes⊠whatever style of cuisine⊠Iâve also heard them mention wraps a lot when someone orders from his truckâŠ
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Because Luann romances are boring, but Bernice romances are exciting.^^Very true, Lu & MPQ are the dullest couple in comics, whereas, Bern has had a drug addict/pusher, a short time with Gunth (Whom Luann stole from her, just to dump him soon after) and Zane, a man in a wheelchair with a bad attitude, whoâs life she tried to save in a fire.
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
@Mikeyj
my father was left handed and did ALL his writing with his right. That is how they were taught in his generation^^Yes, I am the same, I was born left handed, and Mom made me a righty⊠now Iâm about 70% ambidextrous
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
If (when) things go bad at the Roach Coach, Quill is being put in position to take the hit.^^Sounds like a great story idea to me
Mikeyj over 11 years ago
Once again, Lev, you conveniently left out the fact that Ann Eiffel, besides ripping off her customers, also sexually harassed just about every employee that she ever had= Brad, TJ, Zane and Bernice (Being that sheâs bi-sexual means that no one got off Scott free!).
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Now, Iâm hungry.
JayBluE over 11 years ago
Last week, TJ told Quill heâd be cooking while TJ was supposed to take the money⊠more than likely, he has Quill running things while he⊠supervisesâŠ. unseen, that isâŠ
Make Mine Marvel over 11 years ago
Whatever happened to Zane? Did he and Bernice officially call it over, or has he just sort of faded away?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 11 years ago
This would have been more visually appealing if Luannâs balloons in panel 2 had been connected, rather than floating separately.
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
Iâm surprised and pleased by the comments discussing Quillâs handedness. I think I noticed because Iâm also ambidextrous but in my case I was born righthanded and decided to teach myself to use the left. It was one of the hardest tasks Iâve ever accomplished. Thatâs why I appreciate those who were forced to switch hands â it wasnât your choice AND I know just how difficult it is.
highlyunlikely over 11 years ago
To clarify: I admire those who were forced to switch from left to right (and what an unenlightened practice that was).
Make Mine Marvel over 11 years ago
Thanks, Lev. I donât remember seeing Zane after the fire rescue, and wondered if thereâs been something I missed that either tied off his relationship with Bern, or had him fall victim to something hideous in the hospital that took him out.
Which, come to think of it, would have been traumatic for Monroe, his service dog. Glad it didnât happen like that.