Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 26, 2015
June 25, 2015
June 27, 2015
Transcript:
Brad: "What's all this?"
Mom: "We're buying the old warehouse and turning it into a hapenin' arts scene!"
Brad: "Ha! Good one! No, really. What are you doing?"
“Okay Son, You GOT Us. “WE” are going to PRETEND to Build an Art Museum/COFFEE/Mud Wrestling/Strip Club using Old Smiley’s Money. THEN, “WE” Are going to have the place Burned to Ground and Collect the Insurance Money and FRAME TJ for Starting the Fire. And Then While “HE” is spending the Next 25 Years in Jail (As “HE” So RICHLY Deserves), “WE” are going to Retire to the Beaches of Rio, Where “I” Will spend the REST of My Days Eye-Balling Topless, Bountiful Babes, While Your Mom’s is NOT Looking. Are You WITH “US” Oh Fruit of Out Loins???" – Frank DeGroot
“Okay Son, You GOT Us. “WE” are going to PRETEND to Build an Art Museum/COFFEE/Mud Wrestling/Strip Club using Old Smiley’s Money. THEN, “WE” Are going to have the place Burned to Ground and Collect the Insurance Money and FRAME TJ for Starting the Fire. And Then While “HE” is spending the Next 25 Years in Jail (As “HE” So RICHLY Deserves), “WE” are going to Retire to the Beaches of Rio, Where “I” Will spend the REST of My Days Eye-Balling Topless, Bountiful Babes, While Your Mom’s is NOT Looking. Are You WITH “US” Oh Fruit of Out Loins???" – Frank DeGroot