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Brad: "Big news!"
Mom: "You picked a wedding date!"
Brad: "What? No-"
Mom: "You chose a venue"
Brad: "No"
Mom: "You're going to elope?!"
Brad: "No! It's not a wedding thing"
Brad: "The fire station is hosting a mud run!"
Mom: "Oh"
Dad: "REALLY?"
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and then crosses back?