Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 28, 2016

New poll up: Is kissing Luann “a fun thing”?

Mr. Gray is…1) 110 votes – A spy for the CIA2) 89 votes – Other3) 23 votes – A pod person4) 20 votes – A Borg5) 4 votes – A zombie.Other: In witness protection (10); Mafia (too many votes to count); A really nice guy! (10 votes); An a adult; Widowed Thesbian; But, even though a spy, he is going to give up the espionage for G’s Mom; Inigo Montoa; none of our business, if we know what’s good for us; An undercover federal agent getting ready to arrest T.J. for insurance fraud; Lucky Luciano’s great grandson and heir to his criminal empire; A CPA for a Government agency; Gunters real dad; He reminds me very much of Mr. Wolf from Pulp Fiction. Has all the connections, shady and otherwise, gets things done in record time and vanishes; Mr. Gray is a Power Ball winner after Mrs. Berger’s heart.Notes: Technically “Other” should win because many of the individual “Other” answers had been entered multiple times and show up like “mafia 4 votes” and “Mafia 3 votes”. Normally, the polls only get 60-100 hits per day, but this time it skyrocketed to over 650. Either I picked up 500 extra visitors from the U.S. overnight, or I’ve gotten spammed by one troll with WAY too much free time on his hands.