Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 02, 2017
March 01, 2017
March 03, 2017
Transcript:
Luann: Do you even date, Tiff? I've never seen you out with a guy. Tiffany: I date all the time! you don't see me cuz I go to the hot clubs. Do you date? Luann: I could if I wanted to. But right now I don't want to. Tiffany: Translation: I'm at a dorky junior college, and no one's asked me out" Luann: Oh, yeah? dit! hi, Jack! Jack: Luann! hey, we gonna go out?
Today’s strip must present a quandary for the commenters on GoComics, since it is regarded as a truism herein that Tiffany must be denounced at every turn as a wanton woman of no morals who should constantly be scorned as promiscuous. Today, however, the Evanses themselves are admitting the obvious, namely that Tiffany in fact doesn’t even date and his never had a real boyfriend, so how can she be a hussy? “No matter,” exclaim the Trufans, “because she is a trollop just on general principles, whatever her actual history of behavior! Burn that tramp at the stake!!!”