The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for April 09, 2022

If the other person is interested, the line doesn’t matter.

Took Lila 2.6 seconds to physically assess the guy and decide that the line does still work.

Unfortunately, Lila probably has no idea how to tell if a melon is fresh or not but might know if the guy is fresh or not.

Just sniff those melons boy, you will know.

Remember, Lila, you’re a mother now: you can’t afford to be busted for boinking him in the produce section. Go to a motel first.

I’ve found the problem with original pickup lines is that usually the target doesn’t realize it is a pickup line and thinks I’m a fool.

Whose melons?