Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for January 03, 2021

Minnie is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO right! :^D

Yea, this is supposed to be a family friendly comic. Now come back from the gutter, no nutspread for you, mind!

me, I wanna know what he could do with Marmite…

Sometimes it best to let things go unsaid! LOL

Better take away her Smartphone, Mike! Next she’ll order you the Ear & Nose Hair Rooter™,

Love that duncecap! And Minnie’s grin.

It’s always worth it. Like I tell my wife, my jokes are meant to amuse me. On those rare occasions that others are also amused, that’s a plus for them.

“KY Jelly. Why KY? Where’s it made? Kentucky? And why jelly? Why not jam? That’s what it’s for.” ~ some stand-up comic

Y, not?

Just as I thought – by the final panel Minnie was toast.

Well there is shave whipping cream but it tends to be waxy.

If you put shaving cream in a churn, do you eventually get lumps of shave butter floating to the top?