Something stinks in Denmark…
Breaking records – Good. Breaking wind – not so good.
Nothing like a bad far’t joke.
Every little breeze, seems to whisper…..Flat-U- Lance? He blew right through the line and made a touch down…no problem!
Ptoooey!
Excellent, Mr. Lester!
Pastis has nothing to fear.
Lester has been having bar-room conversations with Pastis, I see. Wow. You REALLY reached for that one, Mike.
Please be careful with this. Next thing you know Rat will show up with his baseball bat.
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says,
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops in the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the hell was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
Ok. Off to pun prison.
kgs over 2 years ago
Something stinks in Denmark…
GaloisField over 2 years ago
Breaking records – Good. Breaking wind – not so good.
proclusstudent over 2 years ago
Nothing like a bad far’t joke.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Every little breeze, seems to whisper…..Flat-U- Lance? He blew right through the line and made a touch down…no problem!
Ptoooey!
Dwight Schmiddlapp over 2 years ago
Excellent, Mr. Lester!
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pastis has nothing to fear.
SrTechWriter over 2 years ago
Lester has been having bar-room conversations with Pastis, I see. Wow. You REALLY reached for that one, Mike.
Please be careful with this. Next thing you know Rat will show up with his baseball bat.
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says,
“Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure’s on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he poops in the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the hell was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides.”
Caesar'sWife Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ok. Off to pun prison.