Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 16, 2023

Well that explains Mike’s s***ty outlook on marriage.

And you got her! Now GIT!!

Wouldn’t even be in the same town as that woman.

She’s evil.

Oh, geez. Put something in her drink already! :)

“My momma always said, ’life is …"

I had a very amicable divorce. People don’t believe me until I tell them my ex would still lend me money 10 years later. :)

“Yes, I’ve been down-hearted baby

Ever since the day we met

I say, “Our love is nothing but the blues”

Baby, how blue can you get?"

- B. B. King

Mike “Well, I did miss you a couple of times. But my aim is better now”

How is it this woman isn’t incarcerated? Or in a straight jacket?