Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for November 05, 2024

You should remember to tell that to the judge!

Lap dog

Wrong answer, dude.

My Great Dane used to freak people out when she was in my car. When I’d go into the supermarket or elsewhere to shop, she’d immediately get in the driver’s seat and sit with her head sticking out of the sunroof and her front paws on the steering wheel.

Or work the pedals either.

Step out of the car, both of you, and I need to see your license and registration, please!