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Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 11, 2011
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A man is sitting at a bar one afternoon when in walks the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. She slides up next to him and says “I couldn’t help noticing that you noticed me, and thanks for the compliment those eyes of yours obviously paid me. Now, let me tell you something. I’ll do anything you want, ANYTHING for a $100, only you have to tell me in just 3 words”.
The man thinks for a moment when a wry smile curls his lips. He turns to the extremely attractive woman, and says slowly…“Paint, my, house”.