Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for June 30, 2014

I’ve actually said that to my hound.

Dogs make great doorbells.

Our house has an alram system. The police told us that our dog is more effective as a deterrent. I guess nobody has ever been bitten in the @$$ by an alarm system.

We had one dog that barked so viciously at the door, that he scared off a couple of IRS agents. The dog got steak that night.

Take Buddy to the dog whisperer

I believe that should be “yip”