Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 04, 2019

First world problems.

Decisions, decisions

Hey! I’m over 70!

My wife and I do engage the cashier in conversation. They can talk and work at the same time. It makes the day go a little bit better for them sometimes.

most large stores have only one cashier,,, many self checkouts… where is my discount for doing someone else’s job.

I just hope they never place mirrors in the “check yourself out” lane.

Since when are signs actually followed in a store?

“Sir, this is the ‘10 items or less’ line”

“So? I’ll just have [quick count] 10 transactions of 10 items each!”

She could become the poster child for self-checkout.

Need a No Coupon cashier as well. Sadly, cashiers are a dying vocation. I.. refuse to use the self serve unless I get the employees discount.

Oh, I’ll be heading for that line all the way to the left!

‘Bagger smashes your eggs’ lane.

I wish they were labeled like that

I don’t mind when a human cashier talks. I object to the self checkout machines talking at me.

they need one that says grannies who fumble around forever trying to find small change…

That’s Ten Items or FEWER. ;-)

The conversations that annoy me are the ones between the cashier and the bagger when they seem to be totally oblivious to the fact that I’m standing there.