Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 21, 2020

I keep think that there should be a Saint Guinness, when they say, “Saints preserve us”, who would do a better job?

Lady, unclear of the concept.

Hope they don’t get your innards in a jam!

He looks pretty “boared.”

OH, so that’s how it works!

So…. Twinkies?

I wonder if she has tried formaldehyde?

Yeah, it doesn’t work that way…probably the opposite.

You want to be preserved, drink beer.

If she eats enough there will be no need to embalm her for her funeral.

Unfortunately, she is eating preserves and not preservatives.