Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 05, 2024

Proofreader eye test.

It’s the old “Writing on the wall” routine. I know it well.

Optometrist tells guy to hold card over one eye. Asks ‘can you read the chart.’ Guy say, Hell, yeah. I know all those guys.

I had an eye exam yesterday. It went very well.

My eye doctors seem to use a projection system that scrambles the letters, or my vision is really declining. Maybe I need to see someone else?

Mene mene tekel upharsin…

Bugs Bunny could read the printer’s name.

I’m a proofreader. I’ll happily take that test — and pass!