1. On resigning from the Friars Club] I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.2. When told that a swimming pool was off-limits to Jews] My son is half-Jewish; can he wade in up to his knees?3. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. …4. Marriage is a wonderful institution.
Mediatech 9 months ago
“Quote me as saying I was misquoted.” – Groucho Marx
blunebottle 9 months ago
Duck Soup- one of their greatest!
Ellis97 9 months ago
Nothing like a father and daughter bonding together over a black and white movie.
Milady Meg 9 months ago
Don’t forget the Animal Crackers.
Mario500 9 months ago
(senses a misunderstanding in this cartoon)
chidecki Premium Member 9 months ago
Can’t go wrong with those two classics. I wish I was going….
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Hail Freedonia!!!!
bwswolf 9 months ago
Guess in that case …… Bear ……. you’ll be fine with staying home …………….. and “OUT” of mischief ….. ;)
B UTTONS 9 months ago
Just as long as Bear does not search for Bao and get Spirited Away or wind up with Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
He should remind Molly that on the Big Night it should be Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs outside with a chance of Pineapple Express.
On the way home, Molly should remind her dad to stop and get some American Pie. Blueberry preferred.
oakie817 9 months ago
“Why a duck?”
Judeeye Premium Member 9 months ago
A short list of the best Groucho Marx quotes:
1. On resigning from the Friars Club] I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.2. When told that a swimming pool was off-limits to Jews] My son is half-Jewish; can he wade in up to his knees?3. Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. …4. Marriage is a wonderful institution.