Monty by Jim Meddick for April 23, 2001
Transcript:
"You probably wonder how I, an intelligent, free-spirited type, can stand to be cooped up in a cage for hours at a time..." "Well, I don't think I could do it if it weren't for the comics page." "I love Marmaduke. I lovvve Heathcliff...but my favorite comic...the one that gets me through the day is..." "Oh no." "I accidently obscured the punchline of Beetle Bailey!" "To be continued!"
damning with faint praise