Monty by Jim Meddick for April 24, 2001
Transcript:
"Ya gotta help me out! I accidently covered the punchline of Beetle Bailey!" "Beetle's at drill practice with a pizza cutter on his rifle and Sarge says, "if you've got the pizza cutter, I wonder what cookie has?" "Then the last frame shows cookie slicing a pizza with a bayonet AND I CAN'T READ WHAT HE'S SAYING!" "Relax, man...it's just a cartoon!" "You obviously know nothing about comics and..." "Ok. Now you're just being cruel." "Yeah, well.."
He must be violating a prime directive or some such thing there…