Monty by Jim Meddick for March 18, 2002

Transcript:

"Moondog, meet Dwayne. Dwayne, Moondog." "Hi. I'm a vampire." "Really? A vampire. That is such an amazing coincidence! Because as it just so happens..." "I'm the BLOB!" "Watch out! My undulating mass is about to absorb the pretzels!" "I don't think your friend believes me." "bar"