Monty by Jim Meddick for March 19, 2002
March 18, 2002
March 21, 2002
Transcript:
"So, Dwayne. You're a vampire, are you?" "Well, then I suppose you'd be repelled by a "garlic 'n' herb cool ranch tortilla chip..." "That guy's no vampire. He's faking it...these aren't really "garlic 'n' herb..." "Hack Hack Cough" "These are "onion 'n' chives barbecue mesquite chips..."
Be afraid, be very afraid!