Monty by Jim Meddick for August 25, 2004

Transcript:

"So you're alone...no human telling you 'don't sleep on the couch! Don't eat the cellophane! Don't blah! Blah! Blah!'" "Well...you're almost alone. There's still the matter of the annoying flea that's been biting your tail on and off all morning. But fortunately, you have a 'three-in-one' collar..." "WACK WACK WACK WACK" "Ok. Now you're alone."