Monty by Jim Meddick for August 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Now comes the best part of the day...when the sun is positioned just so..." "Quickly your troubles fade...the basset hound with the goiter...the whereabouts of your lost ping-pong ball." "You feel your claws retract so far, it's as if they've melted into your paws...nothing...nothing could be better than this..." "Then your *@# starts getting cold."