Monty by Jim Meddick for October 11, 2004
Transcript:
"What the heck is that?" "It's a variety of shuttle craft commonly used by the inhabitants of Planet K-9..." " "K-9"? Really? Where are they?..." "A race of highly evolved dog-like beings..." "If they landed recently, they're most likely marking territory." " "Marking territory"...?" "Don't worry...As I said, they're highly evolved." "They use spray bottles." "Ensigns boomer...Tango...I need you to fan out to the East and cover those rhododendrons..." "Pronto!"