Monty by Jim Meddick for October 12, 2004
Transcript:
"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" "I'm Captain Fido." "Don't be alarmed by ensign nibble's bark. It's his first away mission and he's just a bit jumpy." "What should I do?..." "Go ahead and shake, but it's probably a good idea to let him sniff your hand first." "Welcome to Planet Earth. I..." "OK...Now what's he doing to my leg?..." "That's another common form of greeting on his home planet..."
What happened to Chimpy anyway? He just disappeared