Monty by Jim Meddick for October 22, 2004
October 21, 2004
October 23, 2004
Transcript:
"Lieutenant Sparky, fetch the slippers! Pronto!" "Aye! Aye! Sir!" "Say, I'm beginning to like this "Sacred Text of Bowser." What else does it say?.." "Well, of course there are the ten commands." "1.)Thou shall not bite the hand that feeds. 2.)Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's chew toy. 3.)Thou shall not mess the rug. 4.) Sit. 5.)..." "Whoa. Back up. Then what about my bath mat?" "That's not technically a rug, is it?" "Did we say "commands"? We really think of them more as "strong recommendations"."
