Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2004

Transcript:

"Captain...We found this earth dog nearby..." "Bones...Can you help him?" "bring 'im over here..." "Good lord, Jim! All he has is a mild form of demodectic mange!" "This can be cured with a single pass of a biotropic emitter..." "Look at this thing, Jim! They must practice medieval medicine around here!" "I wouldn't be surprised if they still use leeches, bloodletting and hair transplants on this planet!" "Shocking!"