Monty by Jim Meddick for January 07, 2009

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Monty says, "As my eyes continue to change, I begin to glimpse wavelengths beyond the range of human vision!" Monty says, "In fact, perhaps you'd feel more comfortable if you wore this?" woman says, "What?...A lead apron? You're kidding. You can't possibly mean to suggest..." Monty says, "Calvin Klein, strapless, underwire support." Woman says, "Why didn't you offer me this earlier?!!" Monty say, "It must've slipped my mind." Moondog says, "Funny, he offered me on even before I stepped int the door..."