Monty by Jim Meddick for August 16, 2010
Transcript:
Jarvis says, "Mr. Sedgwick, so sorry to disturb you, but I was wondering if you planned to join in today's festivities?" Jarvis says, "Hmm? I'm referring to your son's birthday party?" Jarvis says, "Ah yes? I see. Very well then, I'll inform him?" Jarvis says, "Your father has a scheduling conflict, but wants you to know he's wired gift funds to your discretionary account, and pencilled your date of birth into his 2011 calendar..."
Poor Sedgwick