Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2011

Transcript:

Monty: So you're working at a top secret bioweapons lab? Man: Yep. Mostly developing viruses that turn monkeys into killer zombies... Monty: Um. OK. But why are you on the run? Man: Oh, just a silly mix-up... I gotta li'l nip from Koko-1389 on my stomach and th' quarantine staff think I might be infected... See. It's really just a bruise though. Monty: Yeah. But... but... I think I see your large intestine. Man; Nuts. I was kinda hoping that was cellulite...