Monty by Jim Meddick for July 13, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: Um, I'm starting to get a little worried about this... Man: No, no, it's OK... #1) it's never been firmly established that a zombie - monkey virus is transmittable to humans... #2) to become a zombie I'd have to die first anyway. #3) so far I've shown no increased interest in devouring human brains... Monty: Well, OK. I'll go make up the couch... Man: Wait. Do you smell that? Monty: Smell what? Man: It smells like parietal lobe in here. Monty: Like what? Man: Never mind.
Let’s all remember that the brain is the organ highest in cholesterol. Just a tip to the health-conscious.