Monty by Jim Meddick for July 18, 2011
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Transcript:
Monty: So, um, Brad... everything OK? You've... um, hardly touched your corn flakes... Brad: I'm not feelin' too good. In fact, um... I'm not really feeling a pulse anymore.. Monty: Really? You... you died sometime in the night and now you're a zombie?! Brad: Yeah, I guess. It's hard to say. I stayed up late watching infomercials. Monty: Watching infomercials? Hm. Yeah... that... that might blur the line between existence and non-existence. Brad: I think maybe I died during a "Snuggie" ad.
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