Monty by Jim Meddick for August 09, 2011
Transcript:
Monty: It all started back in first grade... my family had just moved to a new town... I had no friends in school... and my parents were busy fixing up the new house. My only companion was a stuffed toy weasel named Hume. dad, Humae and I are... Dad: not now, son... I'm busy. Monty: It was sometime in the midst of this sad, lonely period that a miracle occurred... my old friend Hume came to life! Weasel: Dude, somebody needs to crack a window... I think these paint vapors are messin' with your head.
Why would a stuffed toy say the paint vapors were messin’ with his head?……ohhhhh….