Monty by Jim Meddick for October 16, 2011

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Now... Wait... Wait... Don't rush the shot... Is the lighting ok in here? I feel like the fill light might be a little hot I don't mean to be a bother, it's just that I've had a few drivers license photos over the years and none, quite frankly, were very flattering... Now I'm not saying there aren't diligent, creative employees here at the DMV... All I'm saying is that perhaps there are intricacies to portrait photography that may get overlooked in DMV training and... Sir, just stop fidgeting and look at the camera. Well, ok but... Click Here you go, sir. Um, thanks. New Jersey Class: D Auto Driver License Montahue M. Monty 13 Richardweed Ln. Cheezequake, N.J. Issued 10-14-2011 Expires 10-14-2015 Sex M Height 5-11 Eyes Brn Organ Donor I didn't know they could Photoshop them.