Monty by Jim Meddick for October 16, 2011
October 15, 2011
October 17, 2011
Transcript:
Now... Wait... Wait... Don't rush the shot... Is the lighting ok in here? I feel like the fill light might be a little hot I don't mean to be a bother, it's just that I've had a few drivers license photos over the years and none, quite frankly, were very flattering... Now I'm not saying there aren't diligent, creative employees here at the DMV... All I'm saying is that perhaps there are intricacies to portrait photography that may get overlooked in DMV training and... Sir, just stop fidgeting and look at the camera. Well, ok but... Click Here you go, sir. Um, thanks. New Jersey Class: D Auto Driver License Montahue M. Monty 13 Richardweed Ln. Cheezequake, N.J. Issued 10-14-2011 Expires 10-14-2015 Sex M Height 5-11 Eyes Brn Organ Donor I didn't know they could Photoshop them.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Woody Allen?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Arrgh! But…hey; now we’ve got all Monty’s personal information. We could steal his identity! —On second thought, who would want Monty’s identity?
frumdebang almost 13 years ago
I used to have a buddy who lived in Cheezequake. His name was Robotman. Then he moved pretty far away, and we lost touch.
Ida No almost 13 years ago
At least this photo isn’t as unflattering as the ones in the past have been.
Michelle Morris almost 13 years ago
“Richardweed Lane”?
OldestandWisest almost 13 years ago
Oh, they shouldn’t require a photo ID for voting—just for much more important things like writing checks and getting on airplanes, not something trivial like choosing the leaders for our nation.
TheSpanishInquisition almost 13 years ago
We now know Monty’s height and eye color!
RwB1 almost 13 years ago
Notice how there’s never any voter fraud when it’s your side doing it.
McGehee almost 13 years ago
Best likeness yet. And just what organ is Monty donating…?
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This had me laughing so loud. Well done.
pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I guffawed.
I recently got my photo ID renewed. The drone behind the desk told me “There’s glare on your glasses. Chin down…chin down…chin down…SNAP.” So for the next four years I must put up with a photo showing more chins than I ever knew I had.
DavidMac almost 13 years ago
New Jersey! I knew it!!
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Yes, much better picture than the last one. But it would never fly by the passport people. Too many teeth showing.
jpozenel almost 13 years ago
He’s taller than I thought. No weight on their licenses in New Jersey? Cheezequake?
cpb124 almost 13 years ago
What, no beard from waitng in line so long, or did Monty shave right before he got his picture taken?
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Monty’s photo on his I.D, card made him look like Bozo the Clown. And he really does. Just needs some grease paint.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Republicans can’t win on their positions, (Raise taxes on the poor, Invade Iran, cut spending on infrastructure repairs, kill Social Security and Medicare, etc, etc.), so they have to make it harder for certain types of people to vote. It’s kinda funny too. Because conservatives have always been against the idea of requiring a national ID card. It’s obvious that republicans are confused these days. They react to one thing one way, and to another, the opposite way. They just know that something ain’t right, and they want the opposite to happen, regardless of what that is….BTW, in many states, they are trying to limit absentee ballots…Yeah, limiting peoples right to vote is what America should be revered for evidently, to conservatives….They only have the House, and already they have destroyed our financial standing and our reputation as a people…
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 13 years ago
13 “Dickweed” Lane sounds almost like 9 Chickweed Lane. Not that Meddick would jab another cartoonist ….