Monty by Jim Meddick for October 16, 2011

Woody Allen?

Arrgh! But…hey; now we’ve got all Monty’s personal information. We could steal his identity! —On second thought, who would want Monty’s identity?

I used to have a buddy who lived in Cheezequake. His name was Robotman. Then he moved pretty far away, and we lost touch.

At least this photo isn’t as unflattering as the ones in the past have been.

“Richardweed Lane”?

Oh, they shouldn’t require a photo ID for voting—just for much more important things like writing checks and getting on airplanes, not something trivial like choosing the leaders for our nation.

We now know Monty’s height and eye color!

Notice how there’s never any voter fraud when it’s your side doing it.

Best likeness yet. And just what organ is Monty donating…?

This had me laughing so loud. Well done.

I guffawed.

I recently got my photo ID renewed. The drone behind the desk told me “There’s glare on your glasses. Chin down…chin down…chin down…SNAP.” So for the next four years I must put up with a photo showing more chins than I ever knew I had.

New Jersey! I knew it!!

Yes, much better picture than the last one. But it would never fly by the passport people. Too many teeth showing.

He’s taller than I thought. No weight on their licenses in New Jersey? Cheezequake?

What, no beard from waitng in line so long, or did Monty shave right before he got his picture taken?

Monty’s photo on his I.D, card made him look like Bozo the Clown. And he really does. Just needs some grease paint.

Republicans can’t win on their positions, (Raise taxes on the poor, Invade Iran, cut spending on infrastructure repairs, kill Social Security and Medicare, etc, etc.), so they have to make it harder for certain types of people to vote. It’s kinda funny too. Because conservatives have always been against the idea of requiring a national ID card. It’s obvious that republicans are confused these days. They react to one thing one way, and to another, the opposite way. They just know that something ain’t right, and they want the opposite to happen, regardless of what that is….BTW, in many states, they are trying to limit absentee ballots…Yeah, limiting peoples right to vote is what America should be revered for evidently, to conservatives….They only have the House, and already they have destroyed our financial standing and our reputation as a people…

13 “Dickweed” Lane sounds almost like 9 Chickweed Lane. Not that Meddick would jab another cartoonist ….