Monty by Jim Meddick for October 23, 2011
October 22, 2011
October 24, 2011
Transcript:
No! No! Don't go to the attic! Zombies are up there! Aahh! See? I told you! They're devouring a coed up there! Oh no... No! Don't go down that hallway! No! Ahhh! See? The ghouls are breaking through the patio slider!! That's it! Turn around! Run! Keep running! Keep... What? No way! Not the basement! Don't go in the basement! Don't open that door! Don't... Sshhh! Aaah! The undead are shushing! Oh. Sorry. I'll try to keep it down, folks.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
What a hoot. For Monty, watching a movie has become a participation sport.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Sigh! Even usually mild-mannered Monty can’t keep his big yap shut in a cinema these days! I think the aggrieved couple ought to have bitten him, just for the sake of the shock-effect.
spamster almost 13 years ago
they look like they’ve been infected by Brads virus
metropolitan gnome almost 13 years ago
reminds me of my brother…
quartermain almost 13 years ago
Sounds like Monty’s seen this film before—don’t you love to sit next to someone like that!
wwoody3 almost 13 years ago
Dont you wish we all could be in the moment like that. Monty is just doing what we all wish we could do. Where is Brade? This would have been a great time for him to come back.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
No, not bitten. But moaned and groaned and slapped some duct tape on Monty’s mouth.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Or how about sitting in front of someone who knows the actors in a film? “His scene is coming up.” “Ooh, there she is.” “Oh, there he is again!” “She’s going to be in this scene, too.” I kind of felt sorry for him. LOL
iced tea almost 13 years ago
If I sat by Monty when he acted like that, I won’t be able to stop laughing!
hossblacksilver almost 13 years ago
I agree with Monty, those two need some sun.
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
And why do I doubt Monty’s promise to keep it down? Yep, a good thrashing with a soft cudgel around the head and shoulders is called for.
dianalyn almost 13 years ago
The most annoying person I ever sat by at a movie was at a showing of the Titanic where some woman kept saying over and over and over “how sad”, “oh this is just so sad”. I really cracked up at the beginning though when I overhead one of my daughter friends get angry because she heard us talking and we “ruined” the movie for her by telling her it sank at the end