Monty by Jim Meddick for October 31, 2011

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Man: Hey! Montahue! What's the idea dressing like Picard?! Monty: Tough luck, Todd... how was I supposed to know you'd be Kirk? Man: Well, we can't have two captains! Take off the bald cap... and maybe you can be Data or... Monty: Unhand me, Kirk! You're in violation of Starfleet Regulation 17A! Man: It appears you need assistance, Captain... Monty: Oww! My neck! Hey! No fair! Two against one! Moondog! Help! Help! Woman: Umm... I think Captain Picard wants you... Moondog: I don't know that person.