Monty by Jim Meddick for October 30, 2011
October 29, 2011
October 31, 2011
Transcript:
Buhuhhhhh... What's with you? Whenever I'm at a costume party, it invariably reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe's classic tale: The Masque of Red Death. A group of people seal themselves in a castle to avoid a plague... And to pass the time they throw a masquerade ball... Zzz Everything goes fine until, at the stroke of midnight, a stranger appears trust as the masque of red death! Eventually the stranger is confronted, unmasked and only emptiness revealed. Then everyone dies an agonizing, bloodied death!... Well, looks like you can relax now... It's already midnight and so far there's no sign of... Gasp. Gasp You. Me? Yeah you drive a Kia's Sportage '02, right? You left your lights on.
I think Monty may have soiled himself.