Monty by Jim Meddick for November 15, 2011
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Doctor: OK, Fleschy... vee are going back... back... you're only a few veeks old now... und it's feeding time... Aha! Just as I zuspected! Der iz a schtruggle to zuckle! Zo much feline neurosis schtems from dis! Too many ziblinks... not enough teats! Und dis can lead to... Noise: SLAP! Monty: Doc, just so you know... Elmo can be pretty uptight when it comes to certain topics...
For a thing that likes to get tickled all the time, he sure is a prude.