Monty by Jim Meddick for December 21, 2011
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Ghost: Come, Sedgwick... I am here to reveal Christmas Past... Behold! Herberto's family last year, no Christmas bonus... no money for turkey... they made do with rice and beans, and an old ham hock, and... what... what's that smell? Boy: Buttered popcorn... force of habit... whenever I view cinema... I quite like this home-theater package, by the way... is it 3-D Imax?
Sedgwick, if you`re not going to take this seriously, the Spirit of Christmas Past is going to punish you. By taking away your allowance. And your trust fund. And worse yet…. taking away Jarvis!