Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2012

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Monty: Bubble? Clown: Hey, kid... you free Saturday? Timmy Clark's turnin's six. I can't make th' gig... Monty: Oh #*!! What happened? Clown: Stacey Kline's princess party... I was goin' for the holy grail of balloon animals... Monty: YOu mean? Clown: Yeah, the blue whale... largest animal that ever lied... and I almost did it... I was tying off the final pectoral fin when the whole thing blew!! Monty: Whoa. Clown: Fortunately, Stacey was shielded by a plush unicorn, and the mime sustained only minor injuries...