Monty by Jim Meddick for January 10, 2012
Transcript:
Monty: Bubble? Clown: Hey, kid... you free Saturday? Timmy Clark's turnin's six. I can't make th' gig... Monty: Oh #*!! What happened? Clown: Stacey Kline's princess party... I was goin' for the holy grail of balloon animals... Monty: YOu mean? Clown: Yeah, the blue whale... largest animal that ever lied... and I almost did it... I was tying off the final pectoral fin when the whole thing blew!! Monty: Whoa. Clown: Fortunately, Stacey was shielded by a plush unicorn, and the mime sustained only minor injuries...
Ida No almost 13 years ago
The mime escaped almost unscathed? More proof that there is no justice in this world.
oldpine52 almost 13 years ago
A mime is a terrible thing not to waste.
Crumbucket almost 13 years ago
Mimes and clowns should stick together. That’s entertainment.
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Just what you get for clowning around.
spamster almost 13 years ago
most of the shrapnel was blocked by the invisible box
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
Clowns, in comic form or in “real life” form, are just beyond creepy. I have John Wayne Gacey to thank for that little phobia.
revisages almost 13 years ago
if clowns are creepy, what are mimes?
timzsixty9 almost 13 years ago
did the mime give out a silent SCREAM!? I love the way the rubber nose just hangs off the END of Monty’s nose!
Skarlett Premium Member almost 13 years ago
The guy reminds me of Krusty the Klown.
Dave459 almost 13 years ago
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime. . .Does anyone care ?
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
@PICTO…good…very good!..
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
In the Mel Brooks film “Silent Movie” the famous
mime Marcel Marceau says the only spoken word in
the entire movie..he’s asked if he wants to star in the
movie and he says..“Non.”(no)
superflash almost 13 years ago
Prime MONTY being served today.
yipp_eeee almost 13 years ago
The really funny thing about Bubbles is that he doesn’t use a bald wig or a clown nose. His clown creepiness comes naturally. And to top it off, he smokes. lol
victornewman almost 13 years ago
This has HUGE funny-ness potential, my fellow geek comic readers…another good anti-clown was in the John Candy classic ‘Uncle Buck’, a pickled version if I remember correctly…
ToborRedrum almost 13 years ago
Where did the gloves come from in the final panel?
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
A clown that lights up while in costume deserves to have been blown up! Monty, please, don’t go over to the Dark Side! This is reminding me of Killer Clowns from Outer Space! Not good….
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Bubbles the clown was played by Jimmy Stewart in The Greatest Show On Earth.
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
Marcel Marceau is the only protected mime. There are no others in the preserve. .Apparently, hunting season on mimes is all year. No license required. But when paired with the creepy clown…. a fishing license is needed. You gotta use the mime to reel in the clown. .. Who knew?