Monty by Jim Meddick for March 07, 2012
March 06, 2012
March 08, 2012
Transcript:
Patron: Pardon me, can you direct me to the 15th-Century Italian mosaics? Moondog: Ummm... umm... no. Patron: Modernist lithographs? Moondog: No. Patron: Qing Dynasty jade carvings? Moondog: Sorry. Patron: Golden Age Dutch portraits? Moondog: Nope. Patron: Well, then... are there any areas you can direct me to? Moondog: I can tell you how to get to the cafe, the restroom or a gallery of voluptuous nudes...
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Moondog is security not a guide.
Proginoskes over 12 years ago
Well, I’m not hungry, and I don’t have to pee, so take me to …
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Just have to determine the proper order.
V-Beast over 12 years ago
belly, bladder, and beauty.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
When I worked a college summer in a major museum, in part at the Information counter, “where are the restrooms?” was one of the top three or four regular questions (the other three “where are the…” were dinosaurs, mummies, and [far behind the others] diamonds). But Moondog should without doubt try to learn more about the gallery in which he is working—which, BTW, is sounding more like a full-fledged museum today.
pschearer Premium Member over 12 years ago
… but he knows what he likes.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Mmmmmm….voluptuous nudes……
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
Not surprised that he also didn’t know the way to the museum’s book and print store.
Sir Osis of Liver over 12 years ago
It’s all about priorities in life…
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
MoonDog will never find Rodin’s “The Thinker”. He could find Eno’s “The Drinker”.
iced tea over 12 years ago
Those are all up Moondog’s alley!