Monty by Jim Meddick for April 04, 2012
Transcript:
Pilsner: Oh... I see you like ringing bells, too... at the exact same time I ring. And then stop right when I stop. OK. Fine. Nothing unusual about that. I tell ya... there's something seriously wrong with my roommate. He's creepy. He may even be dangerously psychotic... Moondog: I think you're just being paranoid... he seems fine to me. Pilsner: Yeah, well, I think you're just being fooled by his disarming good looks. Moondog: Um... no. I don't think so.
Moondoggie is quite right. Pilsner’s roommate is quite devilishly handsome. Lager is his name? Then his last name must be Hi-Tess.