Monty by Jim Meddick for April 04, 2012
Transcript:
Pilsner: Oh... I see you like ringing bells, too... at the exact same time I ring. And then stop right when I stop. OK. Fine. Nothing unusual about that. I tell ya... there's something seriously wrong with my roommate. He's creepy. He may even be dangerously psychotic... Moondog: I think you're just being paranoid... he seems fine to me. Pilsner: Yeah, well, I think you're just being fooled by his disarming good looks. Moondog: Um... no. I don't think so.
tattooedcyberidiot over 12 years ago
And not just the because of the bell. you know he tunes his xylophone backwards… like some kind of satanist.
frumdebang over 12 years ago
Carpal tunnel syndrome.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Cold, Moondog. Cold.….. snicker….
Aussie Down Under over 12 years ago
Just imagine the consequences of adding a second mirror. It would be two against one.
Olddog1 over 12 years ago
Does Moondog think that he’s the roommate under discussion?
Varnes over 12 years ago
olddog, Yeah,….I thought he was describing Moondog, for a second there…
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Moondog, I think you are enjoying Pilsner’s situation far too much! To be sure, Pilsner is living with you to satisfy your needs before his, but still this seems kinda cruel….
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
Doesn’t Pilsner find it unusual that his roommate never talks back to him?
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
PIlsner has too many brain cells to appreciate his roommate. Most birds just love their mirrors.
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Wonder what we should call Pilsner’s roommate..
“Lager?”
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Moondoggie is quite right. Pilsner’s roommate is quite devilishly handsome. Lager is his name? Then his last name must be Hi-Tess.