Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2012

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And by participating in this study of hypno-therapeutic pain relief, you get 15% off all dental services today! And don't worry... If for some reason the therapy isn't effective, my assistant will be standing by with traditional pain remedies. Ok, now... As you focus on this coin, you'll begin feeling very, very relaxed... You're going to a safe place in your head... A happy place, where nothing can hurt you... Nothing can bother you... And when you get there, I want you to say: happy. Happy... Very good then! Let's begin the procedure! Aaaaahhhhhhh Nurse, hurry! The Novocain and nitrous oxide!! Mmmmmmmmm Happy happy...