Monty by Jim Meddick for March 04, 2013
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Doctor, I love dating Neanderthals! I gave Oomuka some seashells and she's treating it like serious bling! And last night instead of going to the movies, we just watched a garter snake molt... Talk about cheap dates! So tonight, we're going out for dinner... She wants hoonk wee... See... She gave me a little spear... What is a hoonk wee? I don't know. Probably a ground squirrel or something... Hoonk wee!!
She couldn’t possibly be hungry for Months.Just has a huge Apeatite. Prolly ate too many of the Apericots Monty brung from the future [really scraped shaped her Apexpressions.. I think Monty indelibly altered the past. We may find if that’s in-belly be so real soon, soylently