Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2013
Transcript:
These modern women... Their makeup... Trendy fashions... They can't compare with the natural, primal beauty of a Neanderthal gal... See... Here she is... That's me and Oomuka... Our last dinner together. Yeah, Yep. She has beautiful coloration around the snout and eyes... No, no. That's a hamadryas baboon that wandered into scavenge the prong horn carcass. Oomuka is on my left... Oh, ok. Yeah. She's hot, too.
I got an e-mail ad about “England’s Beauty Secret”. I assume it was Guiness…