Monty by Jim Meddick for March 09, 2013
March 08, 2013
March 10, 2013
Transcript:
These modern women... Their makeup... Trendy fashions... They can't compare with the natural, primal beauty of a Neanderthal gal... See... Here she is... That's me and Oomuka... Our last dinner together. Yeah, Yep. She has beautiful coloration around the snout and eyes... No, no. That's a hamadryas baboon that wandered into scavenge the prong horn carcass. Oomuka is on my left... Oh, ok. Yeah. She's hot, too.
Proginoskes over 11 years ago
Hey, two guys who are more desperate for a date than I am!
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Moondog is being very gracious. Have a few more beers, boys, and we’ll all being singing the beauty of Oomuka!
AlexPK85 over 11 years ago
Talk about having beer goggles on, this takes the cake!
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
She was a handsome woman.
SwimsWithSharks over 11 years ago
Monty! I thought you said you weren’t the type who introduces genetic variation into a subspecies and tells.
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
they both sing the same song “Desperation”
Moriarty11 Premium Member over 11 years ago
I got an e-mail ad about “England’s Beauty Secret”. I assume it was Guiness…
tattooedcyberidiot over 11 years ago
You think the front’s colourful? You should see what’s going on round back
Coinguy over 11 years ago
lol, the comic genius was half right… about modern women…however, saying the other choice is neanderthal..thats not quite right, plenty of amazingly beautiful loving passionate women out there in other countries…no need to set your sites on an extinct gal. Just get on a plane.